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Breastfeeding locations to avoid…

Three cheers for #breastfeeding week. Breastfeeding should be totally fine whenever and wherever… But here are a few locations if we’re totally honest we found it hard to breastfeed… Please share yours… #1 At what turned out to be the bus stop for the local sightseeing bus…

Top Ten Show and Tell from Tarquin

Oh Lord it’s Friday again. What to take into school for show and tell? Here’s some inspiration from Tarquin Smythe in Year 2 of St Timothy and St Agnes pre-prep. Thanks for sending it in Mrs Smythe Great Grandpa’s fascist memorabilia A servant A bong A…

Top Ten phrases showing you should avoid this mum at all costs….part two

We’ve warned you about the lentil-clad psychopaths, now we’re urging you to avoid those toddler group mums who call their children ‘Jack Danger Smith’ so they can boast that their middle name is danger’.

Top Ten Potty-Training Lows

Having to sit on the potty yourself to prove that it IS SO FUN! Realising there’s no point buying a new carpet/curtains/sofa for another five years Trying to dye your existing carpet/curtains/sofa a sensible shade of brown Trying to pass off your newly dyed carpet/curtains/sofa…

Top Ten things to say to FREAK OUT a breastfeeding mother

Breastfeeding in public is a calm, relaxing experience, so add a bit of drama with the following lines… Wow, are you up to size double JJ? You qualifiy you for disability parking at Sainsbury’s It’s good to hear the depleted uranium problem in this park…

Top Ten outfits for school mufti-day

Make sure your special child expresses their own unique individuality on mufti day with these great alternatives to jeans and T shirt: Tequila shot girl, complete with bandolier of shot glasses and bottle of tequila Reservoir Dogs character Tibetan national dress Army uniform The Queen…

Top Ten Show and Tell items for the masses

Wow! Mrs Smythe’s suggestions for Show and Tell items have really put the cat amongst the pigeons.  We’ve had an email from Mrs Smith in Bristol calling it “elitist claptrap”.   So in an attempt to promote the balanced, supportive debate we hold so dear…