Oh Lord it’s Friday again. What to take into school for show and tell? Here’s some inspiration from Tarquin Smythe in Year 2 of St Timothy and St Agnes pre-prep. Thanks for sending it in Mrs Smythe
- Great Grandpa’s fascist memorabilia
- A servant
- A bong
- A mature bottle of scotch and enough cut-glass tumblers for everyone in the class
- A hunting knife
- The stag that daddy shot at the weekend
- A work by Picasso that strictly speaking should be on show to the public for tax reasons
- The Queen – she was popping in for tea anyway
- Tartan underpants
- A unicorn – they do exist, you just need to have a double-barelled name to legally own one
Editor’s note: since publishing this post there’s been a giddy whirl of controversy…check out an alternative list that some readers are saying is less elitist – ouch!